Reese Witherspoon wasn't kidding when she told GMA she was "saying all kinds of crazy things" ... and TMZ has obtained the entire, unbelievably entertaining dash cam video.
The footage, obtained from law enforcement sources, shows the officer arresting Reese's husband Jim Toth for DUI in the early morning hours of April 19.
Reese -- who since admitted she was hammered at the time -- decided to butt in during the arrest ... and the officer obviously wasn't having it and cartoonishly enforced the law with a vengeance.
In fact, the cop warned Reese several times to sit down and be quiet so he could focus on Jim -- Witherspoon didn't exactly comply.
Instead, Reese got in the officer's face ... and annoyed him to the point that he arrested her for disorderly conduct. Here are some of Reese's finest quotes during the incident:
Reese: "Do you know my name sir?"
Officer: "Don't need to know."
Reese "You don't NEED to know my name?"
Officer: "Not quite yet."
Reese: "YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!"
Reese: "I have done nothing against the law."
Officer: "Yes you did, you didn't obey my orders."
Reese: "I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??"
Reese: "I'm now being arrested and handcuffed??"
Reese: "I'm an American citizen ... I'm allowed to stand on American ground."
Reese: "You better not arrest me."
Reese: "I'm being anti-American?"
Officer: "Yes, please sit down."
Reese: "You're harassing me as an American citizen"
And the best line -- "You're saying I'm obstructing your justice?"
After Reese's tirade, Jim actually told the cop, "I'm sorry, I had nothing to do with that!"
During the arrest, Reese also told the cop she was pregnant and needed to pee. She later confessed on "GMA" that she panicked and said "crazy things" because her husband was being arrested.
Funny moment during the bust ... the officer instructs Toth to blow hard during a breathalyzer test -- coaching him along the way, "Blow! blow! blow! blow! blow! blow! blow!"
But Toth blew TOO HARD ... and the cop had to do the whole thing all over again.
We broke the story ... Reese pled no contest to Physical Obstruction of Another and Jim pled guilty to DUI.
Recently Mo and I and our friends, Steve and Karen, took a quick vacation to Amelia Island and stayed at the Omni Resort. This was my first trip to Amelia Island, but not my last. We loved it. To see more photos, click here.
Children of Wounded Warriors is holding its 2nd Annual Cake Off on Sunday, May 5, 2013 from 1-6pm at The Wellington Amphitheater, 12100 Forest Hill Blvd in Wellington. No General Admission. Proceeds will be used to raise funds for the children of wounded warriors (Military, Law Enforcement and Firefighters). The event will feature live music, silent auction, kid activities, PBSO Swat & K9 Unit, Palm Beach Gardens Swat, Huey helicopter, a Cake off Competition and a cupcake decorating table for kids, as well as many more activities.
Children of Wounded Warriors, is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization whose purpose is to award grants to the children of wounded warriors (Military, Law Enforcement, and Firefighters) to continue or get involved in extracurricular activities such as sports, tutoring, music etc. They award the children an amount up to $500 annually. For more information contact Bobby Simeone at (561)722-9620 or firstname.lastname@example.org
A trip to the zoo recently took a crazy twist for a Kansas family when they got an up-and-personal meeting with a camel. In the following adorable-yet-slightly-terrifying video, you see a small girl sitting on her dad's lap at a drive-thru zoo. She's feeding a camel from the driver's side window, getting a big kick out of the animal eating from her hand and nuzzling her. It's all sorts of sweet ... until the hungry camel gets greedy, and decides he might like a taste of the girl. Her whole head is in the animal's mouth at one point.