From the depths of Lorne Michaels’ secret dungeon archive come these classic, outtake-riddled auditions tapes from some comedy legends.

Check out the before and after pics from Skip's haircut!

Everything You've Always Wanted to Know... about Skip Kelly
Born and Raised:
Personal: Married to my best friend Stacie since 2001, 3 cool kids - Tyler (age 17), Zak (age 9) and my 'princess', Alexa (5)
Hobbies: Working out and trying to keep that boyish figure. It gets harder with each passing year, however. (Were'nt these same weights a bit lighter 20 years ago?) Photography, playing kids games with the boys, holding hands with my wife, martial arts.
Favorite Music Artists: Brad Paisley, Toby Keith, Rascal Flatts, Chicago, Elton John, and Billy Joel
Favorite Sports Teams: Being from New England I am a devoted Patriots and Red Sox fan (2004 was a VERY good year) And working in South Florida radio, I also grew to like the Miami Dolphins and the Florida Marlins.
Favorite TV Shows: I don't watch a LOT of TV, but when I do...I have to admit it....I am a reality show junkie. Survivor, American Idol, Amazing Race,
Favorite Getaways:
Professional Influences: When growing up, I used to listen to a hometown radiostation with an afternoon guy whose name was (and still is) "Duncan Dewar". I thought he sounded so cool and I wanted to do what he was doing for a living. I am STILL in touch with
Philosophy: Character is doing the right thing even when nobody is looking
Lose the weight now!
From the depths of Lorne Michaels’ secret dungeon archive come these classic, outtake-riddled auditions tapes from some comedy legends.
25-year-old Erin Brady won the Miss America pageant on Sunday night . .. she was Miss
For some reason the video's only making the rounds now, but she botched a question pretty badly.
She's 21-year-old Marissa Powell, and when one of the judges asked her about equal pay for women, she started talking about education, blanked for four seconds, lost the thread, started talking about the economy, and finished by saying we need to, quote, "create education better."
She says she was so nervous, she spaced out during the question and
didn't really hear it. But instead of asking the judge to repeat it, she decided to fake an answer and got flustered.
So, not the WORST beauty pageant answer ever.
That honor still belongs to the Miss Teen USA contestant from
So....which is worse?
This is what I wanted for Father's Day.
Didn't get it. Maybe next year. But, I did get something priceless: Time spent with my kids.
Perfect. This is my annual Father's Day Photo:
Anyway....back to Father's Day gifts. As cool as this is, I didn't really want one, but, check out this Lazy Boy Recliner:
You might feel that you're really "OK" and somewhat stable after you take a look at this bunch:
And only one of them’s a tie.
Sometimes words just aren’t enough to tell the father in your life how much he means. Say it with taste. Say it with elegance. Say it with one, or all, of these amazing gift ideas...
Former NFL star CHAD JOHNSON . . . a.k.a. Chad Ochocinco . . . got arrested IN COURT because he slapped his attorney's backside.
Oh, and here's an interesting twist on this story: This judge who "saw" the butt-pat is LEGALLY BLIND. (You can read more about that here.)