I went to my friend's wedding and I did something unthinkable...

I had too much bourbon (I didn't know they were serving beer) and it hit me so hard I blacked out.   I ended up fondling my friend Donna's breasts (she was a bridesmaid).   OMG!  Clearly the guy who kinda' likes her (pictured below) wasn't impressed.   I don't remember this at all!  The bride and groom and Donna laugh about it… Now.